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kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

posted on 4/18/2014, with 58,532 notes (source: ediebrit) — reblog

parks and rec HOLY SHIT that was perfect

posted on 4/18/2014, with 1 notereblog

mairead might have messaged some people when i let her use my laptop my bad you guys xoxo

posted on 4/17/2014, with 0 notesreblog
tfios-changed-my-life:

So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book. 
Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness. 
Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)
And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him. 
THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it. 


i don’t give a hoot how intentional it is because in this scene the “metaphor” is very obviously framed in such a way as to make it look clever and edgy and the actual writing is so superficial and ridiculous that the scene is just plain fucking hilarious. To the point where it actually seems to be parodying itself

tfios-changed-my-life:

So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book. 

Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness

Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)

And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him. 

THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it. 

i don’t give a hoot how intentional it is because in this scene the “metaphor” is very obviously framed in such a way as to make it look clever and edgy and the actual writing is so superficial and ridiculous that the scene is just plain fucking hilarious. To the point where it actually seems to be parodying itself

posted on 4/16/2014, with 83,566 notes (source: tfios-changed-my-life) — reblog
NERRRRRRRRRD | Tali'Zorah vas Normandy (Liz Sroka)

(Source: shun-goku-satsuki-kiryuin)

posted on 4/16/2014, with 1,825 notes (source: shun-goku-satsuki-kiryuin) — reblog

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

(Source: senhor-gasmo)

posted on 4/16/2014, with 175,993 notes (source: senhor-gasmo) — reblog

wildlingprince:

At the beginning of the fight scene between O-Ren and The Bride, O-Ren says “I hope you saved your energy. If you haven’t you may not last 5 minutes”. It is exactly 4 minutes and 59 seconds from the time she steps forward and the music cues, until the fatal blow of the duel.

posted on 4/16/2014, with 5,685 notes (source: wildlingprince) — reblog

pokemoneggs:

cis ppl can have horns and swirls and spikes n shit surgically implanted under their skin any time they want if theyre rich enough but a trans woman wants boobs she has to wait at least 1-2 years for doctors to be convinced that she REALLY wants them

posted on 4/16/2014, with 5,884 notes (source: pokemoneggs) — reblog

nosdrinker:

"if you had read the book you would…"

why the fuck would I read the fault in our stars

posted on 4/16/2014, with 2,066 notes (source: nosdrinker) — reblog

princette:

hpmyn:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

(Source: girlspice)

posted on 4/16/2014, with 14,537 notes (source: girlspice) — reblog